Oh Frick.

I enjoy bad puns and pizza.

theroguefeminist:


recoveringtopanga:

thefitally:

little-ally-bird:

I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is

this is so dumb eat breakfast people

This is how the diet industry survives and thrives.  Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next.  Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work.  Pisses me off.

Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.

theroguefeminist:

recoveringtopanga:

thefitally:

little-ally-bird:

I couldn’t even take a screenshot because I was too quick to post about how fucking dumb this is

this is so dumb eat breakfast people

This is how the diet industry survives and thrives.  Saying do this one year and then don’t do that the next.  Keeps your weight fluctuating, keeps you hating yourself and keeps you spending your $$ on shit that doesn’t work.  Pisses me off.

Breakfast is lterally called “break fast” i.e. BREAKING YOUR FAST YOU HAD WHILE SLEEPING 8 HOURS. You haven’t eaten IN 8 FUCKING HOURS. YOu need to FUCKING EAT.

This is why breakfast is called “the most important meal of the day” it’s not mysterious or confusing. It’s literally eating because you haven’t eaten in fucking hours.

Starving yourself is not healthy. Eating is not “negotiable.” This is fucked up.

(via walkingdicks)

sonofbaldwin:

Holy. Fucking. SHIT.

Sabrina Reid just put me on to a police dash cam video from South Carolina regarding an incident that occurred between Levar Jones and a state trooper on September 4, 2014.

The video shows a state trooper pulling up to a gas station as Jones gets out of his car.

The trooper yells for Jones to produce his license.

Jones bends into his car to get his license and the trooper opens fire and strikes the man.

Jones, in shock, backs away from the car WITH HIS HANDS IN THE AIR.

In a stunning act of inhumanity, THE TROOPER CONTINUES TO FIRE UPON JONES—WHO CLEARLY HAS HIS HANDS UP.

Jones falls to the ground and the fucking trooper yells “Get on the ground!”

The wounded Jones, already on the fucking ground, says to the trooper, “I was getting my license. You said ‘get [my] license.”

The trooper continues to treat Jones as though he were guilty of some heinous crime, talking to him as though he had already been tried, convicted, and sentenced.

He walks over to Jones and tells him to put his hands behind his back.

Jones asks, “What did I do??”

The trooper ignores him and continues to tell him to put his hands behind his back.

“Are you hit?” the trooper asks.

“I think so,” the confused Jones says. “I can’t feel my legs.”

“Why did you shoot me?” Jones asks.

“Well, you dove head first back into your car.”

NO HE DIDN’T. HE FOLLOWED YOUR ORDERS TO RETRIEVE HIS LICENSE.

“I was telling you to get out of your car,” the trooper said.

Yes, but he SHOT Jones at CLOSE RANGE even before Jones had the chance to COMPLY with the BRAND NEW ORDER the trooper gave to get out of the car. He literally FIRED ON JONES WHILE HE WAS TELLING HIM TO GET OUT OF THE CAR.

And why? Because the man unbuckled his seat belt before coming to a full stop in the gas station.

Yes, y’all.

This was all over a seat belt.

….

Look, I’m fucking tired.

I’m tired of marching.

I’m tired of praying.

I’m tired of talking.

I’m tired of singing spirituals.

I’m tired.

(via schleets)

pleatedjeans:


The New York subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in his small bag. [x]

pleatedjeans:

The New York subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in his small bag. [x]

(via secondbestpolicy)

air-catcher:


oinkwiping:

Updated marriage equality map! Congrats Michigan!!

wisconsin we have you surrounded just surrender already

air-catcher:

oinkwiping:

Updated marriage equality map! Congrats Michigan!!

wisconsin we have you surrounded just surrender already

(via schleets)

bobbyfinger:

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

(H/T Steven)

(via katiethemagnificent12)