Teenagers scare me.

*Labels are for pickel jars*


I was at a party with a bunch of Australian boys the other night, who were the literal definition of horny, and one of them said “how’d you like to lose it to an Australian?”
To which I said “how do you know I’m a virgin…?”
And he looked at me like I’d just eaten a baby and said “a couple of minutes ago, you referred to sex as “The Frickle Frackle Pterodactyl”.

And I mean once you point that out there’s really no going back

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