17, atheist, feminist. Buffy is my favorite superhero, I am an aspiring doctor, and I worship Amy Poehler.

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

(Source: bobasprite)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

erident:

people who think they’re cool by being wildly inappropriate 300% of the time

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(Source: doqe)

striders:

once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

1nto-the-wild:

If you never tried dancing like Cody Martin you are lying

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

bvids:

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.